Kate Middleton Exposed

Lunchtime news.

‘Kate snapped with her charlies out on holiday’. 

What is the BBC’s ‘unbiased’ reaction? 

Show as many pics of her as possible in a Burkha to prove she’s not a page 3 stunna and hope she’s not strung up whilst visting Malaysia.

With a large Muslim population, it’s feared that the Malaysian locals might find her tits offensive and run her out of town! 

“Tits!  Women have them!?!”  Shock horror!!!

Here at Antikrish we have a strict policy for liking tits and believe in the freedom of showing them which in itself constitutes a basic British right!

p.s.  I have no interest in seeing HRM’s mams.