Alex’s Bio

AlexHello! I’m Alex. I was born in London in 1971. Pater was from Calcutta and mater is from Liverpool. My favourite dish is curried Black Pudding….ha ha! Not. Actually…I’m not too sure what my favourite dish is as I really, really, reallllly like food. Mmmmm…now I’m thinking about food…must concentrate. I could murder a kebab with rice and salad.

I have 1 brother and 1 sister. I don’t talk much about my sister Peachy (pronounced Pee-scheeee) as she is a whore™ and French. My brother Bobby (he likes to be called Uncle Bobby) is about as Gaylord™ as you can get…and not French. Phew.
bobby_and_spezouisThe picture to the left is of him and my nephew Spezouis. Spezouis (pronounced Spez-waaah) has a keen interest in brooms, having his nose Beeped™ and this pic shows him going through his pink wig stage. Tsk, dog babies…what can you do eh?

Uncle Bobby is seen here playing his own special Gaylord™ drum kit. You may have heard my brothers unique gay style of Gaylord™ drumming on songs such as White Christmas, Big Time, Y.M.C.A, Yes We Have No Bananas and I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.

I invented the word “Fuckadoo”.

Cheesecake. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

The older I get, the less hair I leave in the bath.

I like plucking the hairs from my ears with tweezers.

That’s all for now. Tooodle-oooooooo!