Holy nuns twatbags, those cheeky execs are at it again with their meaningless jargon inventing ways!
New in for 2009:
Roadmap = used to describe a business plan or timetable. When the word ‘schedule’ is considered “sooooooo 2008” by the trend conscious modern day yuppy!
Migration = when the word ‘move’ simply doesn’t sound important enough, just say migrate instead. For example ‘resource migration’ replaces filing.
‘ality‘ = If you add ‘ality” after a word it makes it sound impressive to the average brown nose. Best of all, put it after your company name to infer it has a culture all of it’s own. “I’m feeling the Abbeyality today! Now, going forward!!!!”.