Author Archives: Kevin

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In-flight safety cards

I love in-flight safety cards, they’re a fucking right old hoot!

For example:

What you should do, when you’re a ginger and attacked by a giant octopus, whilst you’re aboard an aeroplane.

When you’re in Business class, you can do whatever you like. Throw a window out of the window! Fuck the police!

In-flight botox is available for trophy wives that are travelling in Premium Economy with their spoilt bastard kids.

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Oslo – Feb 14th

Popped to Oslo on Valentine’s day to see a client for a review meeting and caught the last of the snow (hopefully!).

I always love visiting Norway, it is especially beautiful and full of kind people. Coming in to land at Oslo, you’ll see beautiful woodlands, lakes and then quaint housing before you finally touch down amongst the trees.

Glad I travel there with work; a drink, packet of crisps and a choc bar can set you back about a tenner which is painful!

For some strange reason, vegetarian food is very, very expensive here but that’s to be expecting given how Norwegians love their meat!

Didn’t see any wildlife this time as I was in central Oslo for a meeting! Maybe next time!