Three fillings + replacement of a crown = Kev’s skint and has a mouth like a pornstars fanny.

What is it about being in a dentists chair that makes you instantly remember all the “too many sweets are bad for your teeth” lectures as a kid?

Saying that, when you weigh up the pros and cons it’s not so bad; 20 mins of minor pain and a temporary inabilty to whistle, or, a lifetime of diabetes inducing sugar hoarding?

Open wide and say arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bitch!