I had a very brief conversation today with a friend of mine and I thought I’d take this opportunity to blow my own trumpet regarding a reasonably witty reply I came up with off the cuff. Well, you’ve got to sometimes haven’t you?

Friend – “Confidence is an attractive quality, arrogance is not”.
Kev – “I personally live by the moto ‘be damned for what you are, and anyone who doesn’t like it can go grow their own tomatoes’.”
Friend – “Wouldn’t you say that borders on arrogance?”
Kev – “I wouldn’t know, I was never any good at geography”.

Ahem……