I’m bored, and tired; which tends to make me ponder useless things.

Today’s mediocrity made me consider:

CHARLIES.
Another word for tits. I.e. “Look at the size of that girls charlies!!!!”.

PRONTO.
Exec jargon tomfoolery. Absolutely brilliant word to pop on the end of a sentence to indicate something must be done straight away; it shows you are in charge and leads people to believe you have a big dog in your pants. Woof.

HOLLYOAKS.
UK based soap opera. Lots of soap, but no singing; thankfully. This programme is effectively populated by failed catalogue models who want to be in ‘Eastenders’ one day. In reality the girls will probably end up in low budget porn and the guys will instead become personal trainers. Come on now, show me those jazz hands!!! Tripe.

SWINE FLU.
Why doesn’t everyone just bathe in Detol?

MOON LANDING CONSPIRACY.
When will the ‘thinkers’ accept that Louis Armstrong and Buzz lightyear landed on the moon!?!?

CLINKER PICKER.
Someone who regularly violates their own anus.