There is currently a health awareness campaign advert doing the rounds in the UK at the moment, I personally heard it on the radio the other day and I mused at the time “Bet the usual scaremongering types are going to love that!”.
Lo and behold, they have!!
The advert tells the listener that they should report a cough to their doctor if it lasts more than 3 weeks; a cough lasting this length of time could be the early signs of lung cancer!
Nobody panic! Don’t panic!!!
“Yer but no but yer but no; I didn’t know that!! Ooooh! I best keep a look out for that!, how worrying?!?”.
So that’s it, all the paranoid Chicken Licken’s (also known as clucking hens) are now petrified that the sky is falling!!!
Also due to cancer, probably.