My local Pakistani shop has a ‘no more than 2 children in the shop at one time!’ sign up on the front door.

There could be 10 school children packed into the10ftx10ft shop and they would STILL be able to see a kid try and lift a Twix!

What with all the CCTV, thermographic sensors and airport grade x-ray scanning technology! 

Oh, and Great Uncle Mohammad who does his best to inconspicuously watch you whilst he pretends to price tag the sweetcorn.

Even Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise’s character in Mission Impossible) couldn’t nick off the Khan family!