I got asked today why I don’t have any children; bit of a personal question innit?
My reply should have been:
- 1) They’re noisy little bastards.
- 2) They cost a shitload of money and I prefer to be selfish.
- 3) They make your hair go grey and your knackers fall off from stress.
- 4) My family DNA reached perfection when I was born;, so why have cheap knock offs?
To this question, I simply replied “I dunno?!”
The pain of being a bachelor folks…………………I tell thee!