I got asked today why I don’t have any children; bit of a personal question innit?

My reply should have been:

• 1)  They’re noisy little bastards.
• 2)  They cost a shitload of money and I prefer to be selfish.
• 3)  They make your hair go grey and your knackers fall off from stress.
• 4)  My family DNA reached perfection when I was born;, so why have cheap knock offs?

To this question, I simply replied “I dunno?!”

The pain of being a bachelor folks…………………I tell thee!