Sneezey etiquette for atheists

The seriously awkward moment when you can’t decide whether or not to say ‘bless you!’ following an ambiguous sneeze or cough. AND being an atheist.

It’s one of those moments where you truly realise you have been conditioned by society?!! 

When you robotically respond to a medieval Christian response to a sneeze?!

It’s much like saying oi oi oi!  After Oggy Oggy Oggy?  You can’t help it?

From now on, I refuse to say ‘bless you’ any more.

Bollocks to it!