Whilst perusing the 5 star luxury Easyjet ‘Bistro’ in-flight menu, I happened to notice that the ‘Hot Magherita Mini Calzone’ is described as having “……an artisanal folded pizza base”.

Artisanal. ArtisANAL. Oh my….. Bum art?? Not sure I fancy that?

I know you always get shafted with expensive in-flight slop meals, but paying through the nose for an arty farty anal folding?

No thanks. Think I’ll just settle for the nuts…..