Is it just me, or was the Kingdom Of Great Britain And Northern Ireland generally reluctant to say goodbye to 2013 due to the scaremongering in the news?

For example: there’s the media frenzy about the Romanian vampire migrants who are supposedly coming to eat everyone’s children?   Hmm mm, True blood is coming home to roost!!?

Maybe it’s because there’s a possibility that Scotland may vote for independence later this year ; presumably because a ton of 16 year old Scots end up misdialing an ‘X Factor’ vote premium rate number instead?

Imagine that?   Britain is finally undone by Scotland!!!   Not by mighty Woad Raiders, not by career dole scrounging Neds (Scottish Chavs), but a wrong bloody number?  

Whatever happens with the referendum, I probably won’t give a shite; but it’ll be interesting to see how it all pans out!?

Anyway, here’s to 2014!, hope all you fuckers out there have a good one!

Senor beard.