I MADE IT!!! NOT A SINGLE FINE!!! FUCKING HELL YEAH BABY!!!! SUCK MA PLUMS BIATCH!!! ETC.

I’m officially off the hook now, I chose to take Friday off which means I’ve gone FOUR DAYS without swearing once in the office and that’s my lot.

So, what did I learn about it all? Well, I CAN go without swearing, but I know that anyway. Like I said, I CHOOSE to swear, and it bloody well agrees with me!!!!! There are more eloquent words at my disposal, yes I’m sure swearing makes me less of an intellectual, however nothing quite hits the mark like a well timed and executed profane message does it?

For example:

Normal speak:
‘I say Timmy, I find you most disagreeable you charletan!’.

Antikrishtonian-Wallingtonshire Dictionary Sponsored phrase:
‘Fuck you Timmy you anal phlegmn-loving badger bashing tosspot!’.

Doesn’t come close does it?

Suprisingly it was Hitesh who swore most (although being a true Desi spirit, he never paid his fines), never saw that one coming! Ray being an eloquent sort of chap would have been my choice, but even my boss Alan swore more than him. Tut tut tut, you naughty bunch of fuckers need to set a better example!

Anyway, I’m glad that’s over. I just have to be thankful there’s not a ‘Filth box’ or I’d be in serious, serious trouble.