BREAKING NEWS!!!  NEWSFLASH!!!

Following the dubious breakdown of the Large Hadron Collider, CERN (the builders) are reviewing CCTV footage following internal reports that a crack team of far right Christian fundamentalists infiltrated the compound and sabotaged it by pouring holy water (TM) on some of the transformers (Optimus Prime is expected to make a full recovery, however Starscream who’s status is said to be critical is spending a second day in intensive care). 

Eye witnesses have confirmed that the LHC first went ‘pfffffffft’, then ‘nggggggg’ and finally ‘whhoooopaaaa’ before experiencing a complete system failure.  In other words folks, it’s shagged!   

Looks like we’re all stuck with ‘god’ for the time being………..bugger.