I hate being asked which act I prefer on shows like X-Factor; I don’t watch it and honestly couldn’t give a cats cunt!!!!!!!!

I’m not denying that some of the performers can hold a tune on the show (in their favourite key at least), in fact it’s not the singing I dislike so much; but the cheesy format of the programme.

The sensationalist ‘News Of The World’ style coverage of the artists that always manages to overshadow a performance is what I find impossible to digest.  For example:

“Shaona, tell us why you want to win this competition”

“Well yeah, right, like yeah, well, I’m working 2 jobs and supporting my 7 brothers because my Mum didn’t have the word ‘No’ in her vocabulary; and when I’m famous yeah, all I wanna do is put them through college.  You know?”

Just sing Shaona you tragic twat!!!!  IT’S A TALENT CONTEST, NOT A ‘MY LIFE’S SHIT SO GIVE ME THE SYMPATHY VOTE’ CONTEST!

It’s a shame that a show doesn’t exist which truly showcases undiscovered musical talent in this country, raw talent preferably!  No pre-manufactured bilge please!!! A battle of the bands contest would be pretty cool, but it’ll never happen……..

X-Factor = Wank