Two ‘wet floor’ signs have brought some much needed amusement to my otherwise run of the mill Monday morning; I have always found the illustrations on such signs genuinely funny, especially the ‘death by electricity’ types’.   These two offerings have clearly been purchased from the local pound shop.

EXHIBIT A

This one looks like a flash git doing tricks on a bouncy castle at a childs birthday party. There’s always a twat like this isn’t there?!?

EXHIBIT B

The other appears to be a temptress who is in the middle of crossing her leg over in a dubious fashion; obviously having just given the man on the picnic blanket near her a glimpse of her beaver, all whilst his brassy wife sips a glass of old fasioned lemonade.

The slut!