Slippery when wet

Two ‘wet floor’ signs have brought some much needed amusement to my otherwise run of the mill Monday morning; I have always found the illustrations on such signs genuinely funny, especially the ‘death by electricity’ types’.   These two offerings have clearly been purchased from the local pound shop.


This one looks like a flash git doing tricks on a bouncy castle at a childs birthday party. There’s always a twat like this isn’t there?!?


The other appears to be a temptress who is in the middle of crossing her leg over in a dubious fashion; obviously having just given the man on the picnic blanket near her a glimpse of her beaver, all whilst his brassy wife sips a glass of old fasioned lemonade.

The slut!