Wish I could be a benefits dosser like these Greenpeace activists outside my work.

I fancy a Kit Kat now too!

Four fingers….snigger.

———– update ———–

They’re protesting about Nestle destroying rain forests to acquire palm oil; yet the protesters are giving out the very same palm oil which Orang-utans are presumably dying for?

Most people here thought it was Nestle giving out free Kit Kats; so not very effective really.

It’s like playing activist bingo.

White person with dreadlocks. Check.
Old gnarled wool jumper. Check.
Posh accent. Check.

It’s boring, real activism involves things like when locals blew up the Dasani water plant that sucked their village dry in India.

BORING.