Totes blates and obvs

Totes is an annoying, trendy and pointless middle class buzz word that people seem to be using instead of the word ‘totally’.  

Totes should NOT be confused with the silly novelty socks that you buy for people at Christmas.

Blates is similar to totes,  replacing the word blatant; obvs is obviously, obviously.

The trend of shortening words to sound like you’re in a Hugh Grant movie is spreading and I find all three rather annoying.

Fkn cnts.

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