Unimaginative Tattooed Tarts In Vintage Dresses

I am utterly bored and repulsed by the continued sight of women who are embracing ‘vintage’ fashion; especially, those who are covered head to toe in tattoos and piercings!

Vintage tattooed tarts are absolutely everywhere now and I often find myself playing ‘vintage tattooed tart bingo’ (see below) in Croydon during my lunch break.

pretty floral dress maggie tattoos

I know fashion is meant to push the boundaries whilst reflecting someones individuality; however, in my opinion, vintage tarts look like they just came off the same skanky production line with the other gazillion of similarly dressed sheep?  I wouldn’t share my portion of chips with a Cath Kidston wannabe.

I love original vintage fashion because women in the 1940’s and 1950’s absolutely oozed class and (consequentially) had crazy sex appeal; the modern ‘vintage’ tart looks like she broke into an Audrey Hepburn exhibition whilst high on crystal meth and stole all the clothes?

Don’t get me wrong, I also really like tattoos, but it’s such a horrible marriage of styles?  It’s like imagining your Nan’s friend Edna, totally fucked up during her youth?

Vintage Tart Bingo Card