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Cheeks vs Dr Cat

Chico has a nemesis, a mischievous cat that parks himself on our garden shed and teases Mr Cheeks knowing he is safe and out of reach.

I have called him Dr Cat; an evil mastermind and a leary little git who seems almost cocky in how he taunts my dog?

Cheeks has come up with a cunning plan though, he sits in a plant pot and tries to blend in to the white wall at the end of the garden, waiting for Dr Cat to slip up!

……it’s only a matter of time……

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Snore

Had to listen to the usual Right Wing crap again today; find it really ironic that this fella I know wants to leave the UK because there are too many foreigners here?

What does he expect to find overseas?  Won’t he himself become a foreigner?  Answers on a postcard to:

Righty Rightwing
The Daily Mail
Completely Fuck off
Postman Pat Village
Surrey

Jaffa

I got asked today why I don’t have any children; bit of a personal question innit?

My reply should have been:

  • 1)  They’re noisy little bastards.
  • 2)  They cost a shitload of money and I prefer to be selfish.
  • 3)  They make your hair go grey and your knackers fall off from stress.
  • 4)  My family DNA reached perfection when I was born;, so why have cheap knock offs?

To this question, I simply replied “I dunno?!”

The pain of being a bachelor folks…………………I tell thee!

Some old guitar footage I found

Back in January 2008 (when I first started doing the blog) I recorded my own version of an Indian track which Alex originally wrote back in the day. I’ve forever been tweaking with it and find it very relaxing to play.

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Whilst scanning through my hard drives tonight for some bits I came across the video below which was recorded about 6 years ago.

It’s fairly rough but I quite like it and thought I’d share it. Actually, I thought “aaaaaaaaaaah sod it!”, and then I thought I’d share it.

Hopefully you can hear the similarities behind the ‘idea’.

So, turbans at the ready.