Happy Diwali all, hope you have a very prosperous New Year!
Was rather nice coming in today for my first day back and receive some texts from Desi friends wishing me a Happy Diwali; I’d totally forgotten!!! It seems rather fitting that my family are going out this evening for a curry (at my favourite buffet) to celebrate my Mum’s 65th Birthday.
I have a special link with Mum’s birthday because it’s the first day that she held me (back in 1977!) because I was rather poorly when I was born!
So, onion bhaji’s all round!
Mum doing her impression of ‘Granddad’ from Only Fools and Horses.
Just wanted to wish all my fellow Joe Daki’s out there a funky time tonight for the annual festival of lights; I will never know how you lot were able to steal Guy Fawkes night away from the honkies. Bravo!
I do love a good Diwali; although given the option I much prefer a nice hot Madras!
My children, this Diwali I would respectfully request that you all break with the usual traditions and celebrate my immense greatness by lighting lots and lots of cherry scented candles.
When you have at least 666 candles lit, commence throwing fireworks at each other (no Catherine wheels) until not a single air bomb or rocket resides in your shop windows. Finally, before the midnight hour signals the end of the day, you must kiss the first cow that you see! Not Jersey cows though, they are bastards! ::spits::
Follow my instructions and you will all have a peaceful, happy and prosperous New Year. Or your money back!
Kiss my brown self, owwwwwwwwww!
Hello chums.
My plan for Diwali was to ride over to my pal Alan’s and let him test out the snazzy video camera gadget that he’d installed on his motorbike.
The ‘Dogcam 520 pro’ was fitted in the rear (best place for it Alan?) to pick me as I travelled along the winding roads of Kent; in reality the footage only lasted a mere 6 minutes because Al used cheap batteries from Hong Kong and the majority of what did get recorded showed him struggling to get the cover back on over the top of the camcorders hidey space thingamy. Riveting stuff!
I have of course included the footage below so that Mr McSpielberg may receive plaudits for his directing skills. Getting my own ‘Dogcam’ may well be on the cards; I suspect that it could have some very amusing applications!?! I say, get your mind out of the gutter, I’m a respectable man you know!
Right, I’m off to scoff my commemorate the Festival of Lights with a good curry.
Sag aloo!
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