I personally think the story of Jesus’s resurrection over Easter is the original cock and bull story; Sam Kinison parodied the whole thing perfectly with his ‘Zombie Christ’ skit, so I will refrain from adding my own jokes on this one!
It is also a tradition to bake foodstuffs over Easter; quite what that has to do with coming back from the dead I don’t know??
Saying that, I’ve been rescued from a hangover ‘death’ by a full English breakfast before when I’ve been half baked. Maybe that’s where it comes from?
I loved baking as a kid, so I thought I’d indulge in a spot over the weekend; Waitrose do a fun ‘ready dough’ range in their baking section, so I grabbed the ‘shortbread biscuit starfish’ set for £2.
Yes, I know it’s cheating, but bite me?
After making a dozen or so starfish, I decided to make an Easter Penis using the leftover dough and icing.
Here’s the result! I’m sure you’ll all agree that I was inspired with the chocolate flake bits for pubic hair and icing jizz?