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Sneezey etiquette for atheists
The seriously awkward moment when you can’t decide whether or not to say ‘bless you!’ following an ambiguous sneeze or cough. AND being an atheist.
It’s one of those moments where you truly realise you have been conditioned by society?!!
When you robotically respond to a medieval Christian response to a sneeze?!
It’s much like saying oi oi oi! After Oggy Oggy Oggy? You can’t help it?
From now on, I refuse to say ‘bless you’ any more.
Bollocks to it!
On fire, Alexander Chernikov jumps 30 meters into snow from a building
Want to see a guy set himself on fire and jump 30 meters off of a resident building into snow?
Alexander Chernikov, founder of extreme sports movement DBA – ‘Dominance, fearlessness, Adrenaline) did just that this week in Novoaltaysk, Russia.
He popped on an extra layer of trousers, doused himself in petrol, lit himself with a flaming torch and jumped off a building.
Quite frankly, I’ve never seen anything like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s genuinely quite funny seeing his head sticking out of the snow after his landing, before being hauled out by friends and then taken into custody by local police (who you’ll notice, don’t call him an ambulance!).
Gotta love crazy Russian videos???
Hayseed Dixie – Brooklyn Bowling London 06.02.15
Hayseed Dixie are a fantastic band to see live and I absolutely guarantee that their unique bluegrass cover versions of classic rock songs will have you grinning from ear to ear!
The musicianship between all four band members is impressive (unless you’re a complete git); acoustic bass guitar, mandolin, banjo, acoustic and (occasionally) violin vary the tunes out so well that things never sound repetitive. In fact, banjo solos never get old do they!?
The arrangements are so damned clever that you can easily distinguish and identify songs that randomly find their way into others halfway through (‘War’ and ‘Lets get it on’ is a beautiful marriage!).
Quite frankly, you’d have to be some kind of massive prat not to enjoy the humour and atmosphere that saunters around a Hayseed Dixie gig, all the while they play up to their gimmick/cult band tag.
Folk music has taken over the UK music industry like the ‘blob’ and I find it repugnant how much the scene is up its own arse in faux intellectualism; so to hear a song about a poo in a jar about an ex girlfriend was incredibly righteous.
Favourite moments for me, hearing them belt out ‘War Pigs’ by Black Sabbath and ‘Ace Of Spades’ by Motorhead. Fucking brilliant.
And now, some video that I recorded!
Brooklyn Bowling London O2
Brooklyn bowl is a fantastic place to spend a Friday night; located inside the Greenwich O2 (Millenium Dome innit) it has a great restaurant, a couple of seriously stacked bars (cheap prices for central London!) and a stage for love gigs. Oh, and a bowling alley!
It’s very authentic American redneck theme and friendly atmosphere absolutely warmed me right down to my cockles.
The chicken wire ‘walls’ add a certain ‘Blues Brothers’ flavour to the restaurant; whilst enjoying my meal, I could easily hear the dulcet tones of Tom Copson, support act for Hayseed Dixie (more of that later).
I really liked how you could hear the performance due to the open-plan structure to the venue. Rawhide!
As for the food, wow! What a menu! I heartily recommend the half rack of ribs; certainly the best that I’ve had outside the States!!! Watching the plates come out for other people was torture, everything looked fucking great.
The bowling is £14.95 for half an hour, maximum of 8 people on a lane. So it’d be dirt cheap if you split a nights bowling with a decent group of folks.
The lanes are stuffed with very comfy leather armchairs and sit right next to the live stage, so you could avoid paying for a gig ticket and just bowl whilst listening to a band knock out their tuned.
I was impressed by the bar products, American beers like Samuel Adams, a Brooklyn Lager and the largest collection of bourbon I’ve seen since I visited a Mormon Elders house in Utah.
So folks, y’all have a good time now! Y’hear!
Please enjoy this culturally, ethically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly. Thank you.
New Year Celebrations
I fucking hate New Years Eve; it’s like the entire population of the World has a mid-life crisis.
2014 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 9,400 times in 2014. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 3 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.









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