The world gasped in shock today as Pope Dirk Benedict tried to snatch a small pink child whilst posing as an ice cream man.
Luckily some bald man in the crowd saw the evil intent in the old Nazi’s eyes and stopped him before the baby could be made into a 99.
Thwarted, The Pope, A.K.A. Mr Whippy, managed to flee the scene despite being surrounded by several thousand lunatics who believe in Jesus; yes, in this day and age!.
Scotland Yard have warned that he’s armed and dangerous and should not be approached or worshiped.