The world gasped in shock today as Pope Dirk Benedict tried to snatch a small pink child whilst posing as an ice cream man.
Luckily some bald man in the crowd saw the evil intent in the old Nazi’s eyes and stopped him before the baby could be made into a 99.
Thwarted, The Pope, A.K.A. Mr Whippy, managed to flee the scene despite being surrounded by several thousand lunatics who believe in Jesus; yes, in this day and age!.
Scotland Yard have warned that he’s armed and dangerous and should not be approached or worshiped.
Would you believe, that within an hour of Alex’s most recent post (honk honk) I’ve actually had someone leave a rather smarmy complaint about the thread’s content in the form of a comment (click:delete)???? A pro-Christian keyboard warrior would you believe?
I personally don’t believe in censorship; in fact I find it quite offensive that some ignoramous feels that I should remove the thread from OUR site. This is OUR corner of the universe, so bugger off.
Should Alexander want to show a clip of someone getting rutted in a supermarket then so be it. That’s how we do things around here, and if you don’t like it here, you’d better get out of Dodge by sundown. Click the big X at the top right of your browser window.
Thanks fucking muchly
Sheriff Yaddedy Smaggedy.
p.s. I’d also like to add that it’s not a minor who trips over, it’s clearly an Asian film with an adult girl dressed in college/university attire, now, fuck off back to your Christian voice chums, stick your finger up your own arse and sing ‘He’s got the whole world in his hands’ like the Bee Gees.