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Dredd – 3D Blu-Ray Review

Just finished watching ‘Dredd’.

Drokk!  What a blast from the past!!!

‘Dredd’ reminded me of the good old days, when post-apocalyptic films didn’t always require a patronising and mind bending story about the self destructive qualities of humanity or attempt to squeeze a huge array of bland characters (played by ‘B’ list Hollywood stars) into pointless sub-plots.  

In fact,  it reminded me of everything I loved about watching ‘Robocop’ or ‘Escape From New York’ as a kid.  Awesome,  life changing films for me.  

I was a MASSIVE Judge Dredd comic fan growing up (and 2000AD!);  the comics were harsh and gritty in their portrayal of a futuristic ‘civilisation’ which is teetering  on the verge of collapse each and every day. 

I’d religiously spend my holiday money in the 80’s on the comics;  usually purchased from an unsuspecting carrot crunching newsagent in Selsey High Street during the Summer holidays or from the comic shop within the indoor markets down by Reeves Corner in Croydon. 

The trademark Judge Dredd story lines were always violent (yay!!) and laced with a fantastic sense of humour; they were as much tongue in cheek as they were shocking?

I often wonder if the politically reflective Judge Dredd comics would have been published today?   What with the terminal levels of unbalanced political correctness within the UK; expect Lord Vaz to start a crusade to retrospectively ban the comics, you read it here first!

So,  to the plot.

Mega City One is a reluctant oasis within the nuclear wasteland remnants of the United States of America; kept in check by the Judges, men and women who ruthlessly bring justice to those who break the law, without the need for trial or jury. 

I thought it was fantastic how the story of the film completely centres around Judge Dredd and Judge candidate Anderson; it is simply a story about an average day of unrest in Mega City One where Anderson is under Dredds evaluation to become a fully empowered Judge?  

They unwittingly become entangled in a block (a 200 storey tall apartment buildings) gang war where the Ma Ma gang (run by a crazy drugged up former hooker called Ma Ma) are looking to expand their influence in Mega City One using a drug which makes the brain think time has slowed to a fraction of a second.

The time delay drug made think of the effects of ‘cake’  as reported on ‘The Day Today’.   Look it up on YouTube later if you are unfamiliar!

Overall,  I thought the film was fucking fantastic and the no nosense way Dredd ended Ma Ma’s reign showed that the film was all about him.  Loved that.  

Karl Urban is perfect as Dredd and it was awesome seeing him use the full arsenal of the Lawgiver (his gun!).   I also thought Olivia Thirlby was great as the psionic Judge Anderson and look forward to seeing the chemistry between them develop in future films.

What storylines will they nick for sequels?   The ‘Judge Child’  is a good candidate, personally,  I hope they go for Judge Death!  “The ssssseeentennnnce issss deaaaath!”

The 3D Blu-Ray version looks gorgeous and is a must own purchase,  buy it!

2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 17,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 4 Film Festivals

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Bah humbuggery

Christmas time.

A time that reflects “Peace and goodwill to all men”; unless you are a Homosexual in a loving relationship and want to be married in a church by the Archbishop of Westminster, Vincent Nichols.

Silly me, I thought God created all men equally?  It absolutely astounds me that people like him still exist……let alone be allowed to air his outdated views via the BBC news?

I remember being utterly shocked, the first time I heard a Christian tell me they thought that homosexuality was “learned behaviour” or even “a sin perpetuated by Satan himself”.

The science of genetics is clearly lost on the masses….?

Gotta hand it to Vincent Nichols though? He certainly picked the perfect time to express his medieval opinion!?

Twat. 

The Catholic church should shift their attention to the widespread abuse of children at the hands of Catholic priests, before it gets involved in current affairs!!!

Candy Fairy

The candy fairy has been!!!  Wooohooo 🙂

Amy has kindly sent me over a ton of sour candy for Xmas!  I am a very lucky boy!??  Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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Right!  Merry Christmas, suckers!!!

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End of the World – Fail

There is something deeply fascinating about ‘End of the World’ predictions?

My fascination is not so much about the vulnerable crackpots who congregate together in preparation for said event, nor is it a morbid curiosity for the poor souls who take their own lives before Planet Earth goes tits up (unlike Ray who laughs at the lemmings!).

Personally, I am intrigued by those of faith who mock the Doom embracers?!?  For having an odd belief system!!!

Today I heard two moderate Christians, acquaintances, laughing at people who believed the World was going to end today as per the great Mayan calendar prediction of doom….

Hang on a minute, how the fuck can you laugh at anyone for having an “odd belief system” when you believe a fella can walk on water, turn water into wine AND come back from death??? 

They even believe in the Rapture if they are Christian????  The Rapture is obviously far more believable because it is in a book? 

Ironic?  Much?

On a more positive note, the World hasn’t ended and I have a Curlywurly!

Pope on Twitter

I see the Pope is on Twitter; looks like it’s easier to brainwash people electronically these days rather than communicate using fancy pyrotechnics and create a talking burning bush like they did in the old days??

It is amusing though, fashionable atheism is spreading faster than the message of a former Nazi whom has apparently become gods representative in the Catholic Universe.

I have been trying to predict the year when ‘atheism’ becomes the dominant belief system on this planet…..2050???

Here’s my message to the Pontiff.

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I know you are reading this fuckface!

Boat

I have never cared for parties; parties are often full of sycophants, people participating in pointless conversation and dancing together in an embarrassing fashion?  Oh dear.

You know the kind of gathering I mean?  Devoid of banter, people desperate to be noticed at every turn and insecurely flirting with every able bodied person in the room?  That’s my personal hell right now…..

Such are the feelings and observations of a very bored 35 year old man; a chap who would much rather be enjoying the company of someone with a functional brain rather than the predictable sheep which I currently find myself surrounded by. 

I have had one or two genuinely worthwhile conversations tonight (you know who you are!) but I am most annoyed that I didn’t listen to my instincts tonight and blow this gig out?

My pussy, my choice…..

Fuck this, it sucks and blows at the same time.

Word.